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$7.99/month
Maybe, just maybe, you’ve got a select few you’d consider sparing a fuck for. Hand them out like gold because, in your world, they are. 3 New Fucks, once a month, because you’re choosy about where those fucks go
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Overseeing a mini-army, be it tantrum-throwing kids or adults behaving like kids? 9 of the same monthly designs to distribute because leadership in a fuck-depleted world requires resources.
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Our hope is to bring a little bit of happiness with our fucking creations while bringing awareness to the need to "Give a Fuck"
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Every month, Mister Happy Fucker designs and manufactures a brand new fuck so you never get bored.
Here are just a few of the designs we've delivered in the past.
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by Mister Happy Fucker
Navigating the Next Year with a Pocketful of Fucks: Your Guide to Laughing Through Life's Bullshit!"
