"All things must change. To something new, to something strange." —HW Longfellow
Hey there, you fabulous fuckers! Mister Happy Fucker here with a little nugget of wisdom to keep your spirits high and your fucks well-distributed. Change is an inevitable part of life, and as the old fart Lord Tennyson once said, "The old order changeth, yielding place to new." Nothing stays the same, and that’s a fact. But let’s face it, most of us are scared shitless by change. We love the good old days because they’re familiar and cozy. Every time change knocks on the door, we feel like a deer in the headlights – threatened and vulnerable.
But guess what? Giving a fuck about change can actually be liberating.
In the legendary book Who Moved My Cheese?, Dr. Spencer Johnson talks about the pain, adjustment, and benefits of adapting to change. According to him:
- Change happens.
- Anticipate change.
- Monitor change.
- Adapt to change quickly.
- Enjoy change.
- Be ready to change quickly and enjoy it again.
So, whatever the fuck the change is – whether it’s your attitude, people in your life, job, residence, or even your favorite fucking coffee shop closing down – change brings a fresh series of doubts. We get so comfortable in our little grooves that it’s hard as fuck to get out. We develop roots, damn it, roots that attach us to our homes, workplaces, and the people we know. These roots help us stay grounded, but they can also keep us stuck.
But here’s the kicker: change is inevitable. You can’t stop it, so you might as well embrace it. Stop bitching about the new generation, their attitude, or the way they do things. If you accept the winds of change, life will be a hell of a lot more comfortable. Don’t stagnate; grow. To grow, you’ve got to adapt to the new world order. Adopt, adapt, and adjust, you glorious fuckers.
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Remember, your fucks are your treasure. Spend them wisely.
